Aed jokes
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.