Aed jokes
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?
Must be lots of drunks there.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant.
Did you get seafood without me?
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
Q. What's red and pink and spins around really fast? A. A baby in a blender.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.
Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.