Aed jokes
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.