Aed jokes

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.

I only have a few friends, like if you relate.

Based on a true story.

If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!

Can I pin your corpse to a tree?

Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?

"This is a nice reflection!"

What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?

Happy for the first time.

What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?

"Happynese" (happy knees).

What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?

We're both blind.

How did a man know his wife died?

Dishis start piling up.

A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.

One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”

Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?

God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!

Why do they call them a nonce?

Because they go for people who don't have any sense.

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."

POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.

My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.

It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.

I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.

What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?

Puppies get adopted.