Aed jokes
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.