Aed jokes
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.