Aed jokes

I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.

I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"

For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.

What did the duck do when he crossed the road?

The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀

Life is like a bag of jellybeans.

Nobody likes the black ones.

A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?

If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!

I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.

You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?

RUSSIA US A

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,

"Please send me a sibling!"

Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"

I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?

"Dine and dash."

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

How many people fit in a tree?

I don't know, you tell me.

Do you play COC?

Because it’s a pretty good game.

What's a gun's favorite type of literature?

Magazine.

What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?

Stuffed.

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.

Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.