Aed jokes

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,

"Please send me a sibling!"

Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"

I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.

So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD

If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?

A lot of things.

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?

"Dine and dash."

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

How many people fit in a tree?

I don't know, you tell me.

Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.

A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.

Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."

What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.

When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:

Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?

Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.

Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."

What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.

What is an orphan's favorite game?

Solitaire.