Aed jokes
When you see a deer, what do you say?
"Oh deer!"
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts,' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
We ain’t got no new memes so here
A student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick, and the guy was about to nut.
The school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone.
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Lenard is a joke.
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
If there's a lieutenant, shouldn't there be a righttenant too? 🤔
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
My ex died today.
I also lost my job as a butcher.
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day.
Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" shouts Molly.
"Correct," says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack's pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" she shouts.
"Correct again," says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to crack it in half!"
I found out how to gain millions of followers.
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)