Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is basically saying you're so pathetic, you need to buy a life off eBay. It's like saying you're so boring and have nothing going on that you need to purchase a whole new existence. Ouch, that's gotta sting, but hey, at least you're learning something new today. You're welcome!