Photo Jokes

I Hate Myself :)
in Depression

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”

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Anonymous
in Orphan

What is it called when an orphan takes a selfi? A family photo

ThatDudeSavage
in Forehead

Yo Forehead is so big. .the photo on yo Driver’s License says “to be continued on the back”

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Anonymous
in Uranus

If Uranus is so gross, Why do they take HD photos of it?

Anonymous
in Orphan

What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie

Anonymous
in Orphanage

what do you call a family photo taken by and orphan

a selfie

a therapist
in Orphan

what do you call a orphan taking a selfie a family photo

Anonymous

What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie? A family photo.

Anonymous
in Orphan

What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

Anonymous
in Orphan

Joke: What do you call selfie that is taken by a orphan?

Answer: A family photo

Cody Farrugia
in Orphan

What do you it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie

My Toenail
in Toe

Broke my toenail yesterday, I’m now presenting you puns/jokes:

  1. “Yeah I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?”
  2. “I’m tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE.”
Your...l0cal_idiot
in Orphan

if an orphan takes a photo… Well done! its a family photo!

Uh oh

When an orphan takes a selfie, it’s a family photo.

Old man

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?” She is shocked. “Why would you want something like that?” The man calmly tells her, “I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover.” The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, “I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder!” At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist’s husband. She examines it then looks up at him. “Oh. I didn’t know you had a prescription.”

Anonymous
in Orphan

Orphans are really out here taking selfies. Nah bro that’s a family photo.

Payton krug
in Orphan

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie

A family photo

Anonymous
in Orphan

What do you call an orphan family photo

A selfie

Anonymous
in Yo mama

Yo momma so short…You can see her feet on her driver’s license photo!!

Anonymous
in Orphan

What do you call an orphans family photo?

A selfie