A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill ming
Yo Forehead is so big. .the photo on yo Driver's License says "to be continued on the back"
are you a camera? because every time I look at you I smile
What do you it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie
Q. Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture
A.one uses 1 nail to hang
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative, nothing they both make you cry when you look at it
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" - Photography Studio
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
The orphans best friend wanted to meet his family so he took a selfie.
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics 😮💨
if an orphan took a photo what would It be considered...... not a family photo
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?" She is shocked. "Why would you want something like that?" The man calmly tells her, "I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover." The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, "I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder!" At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist's husband. She examines it then looks up at him. "Oh. I didn't know you had a prescription."
When an orphan takes a photo it’s also a family Portrait :)
Btw If people find these offensive, Why are you here?? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyways???
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it I have always wanted to see porn, to bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
wanna see a joke open the front facing camera
I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal". The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan". Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child...thanks to that people really believe my fake smiles! :3
