Photo jokes

Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*

Why can't the orphan take a family photo?

Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.

Where is this pic of me in my bra?

A lovely and clean kebab restaurant with the option to sit at the bar, sit outside, or eat in.

Besides kebabs, they also offer other typical dishes, such as cholodki. They also have a selection of different pizzas. The photo shows various kebab dishes with potatoes, rice, and salad. This time, the rice is mixed with oats. Enjoy! The other two kebabs are also delicious, but I didn't try them. As always, I was treated very kindly, and the service and quality ensured that they were always happy to help.

As a foodie, I have to say that this is the best kebab restaurant. Next time, I'll try the pizza and come back again.

When we take a family photo, you are the background.

Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.

You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.

What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?

Yo mama so ugly,

my screen cracked when she took her photo!

What do you call an orphan family photo?

A selfi.

Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

How do you know when you're disliked?

When they always give you the camera for group photos.

There was a man who had just moved from a foreign country. He just moved into his apartment and was watching his favorite TV shows. The first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!"

There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him, "Sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. The man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." The cop said, "Sir, what did you use?" and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives." After that, the cop said, "Sir, I'm going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" The screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?

A self-me.

Rizz

Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.

Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.

What does an orphan call a family photo?

A wishlist.

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Are in the next post.

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When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.

How to respond if someone starts looking at the photos on your phone.

Step 1: Jab your thumbs into their eye sockets.