A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”

Yo Forehead is so big. .the photo on yo Driver’s License says “to be continued on the back”

If Uranus is so gross, Why do they take HD photos of it?

What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie

What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie? A family photo.

What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

What do you it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie

what do you call a family photo taken by and orphan

a selfie

if an orphan takes a photo… Well done! its a family photo!

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?” She is shocked. “Why would you want something like that?” The man calmly tells her, “I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover.” The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, “I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder!” At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist’s husband. She examines it then looks up at him. “Oh. I didn’t know you had a prescription.”

Broke my toenail yesterday, I’m now presenting you puns/jokes:

1. “Yeah I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?”
2. “I’m tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE.”

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie…

A family photo

Orphans are really out here taking selfies. Nah bro that’s a family photo.

What do you call an orphans family photo?

A selfie

Yo momma so short…You can see her feet on her driver’s license photo!!

what do you call a selfie of a orphan? A family photo

Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany. HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie? A family photo

Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in Photos because they won’t do the same for him

What do u call a orphan that’s takes a photo…

A family photo!