Depression

I Hate Myself :)

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”

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Forehead

ThatDudeSavage

Yo Forehead is so big. .the photo on yo Driver’s License says “to be continued on the back”

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Uranus

Anonymous

If Uranus is so gross, Why do they take HD photos of it?

Orphan

Anonymous

What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie

Orphan

Anonymous

What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie? A family photo.

Orphan

Anonymous

What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

Orphan

Cody Farrugia

What do you it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie

Orphanage

Anonymous

what do you call a family photo taken by and orphan

a selfie

Orphan

Your...l0cal_idiot

if an orphan takes a photo… Well done! its a family photo!

Wife

Old man

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?” She is shocked. “Why would you want something like that?” The man calmly tells her, “I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover.” The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, “I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder!” At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist’s husband. She examines it then looks up at him. “Oh. I didn’t know you had a prescription.”

Toe

My Toenail

Broke my toenail yesterday, I’m now presenting you puns/jokes:

  1. “Yeah I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?”
  2. “I’m tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE.”

Orphanage

Anonymous

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie…

A family photo

Orphan

Anonymous

Orphans are really out here taking selfies. Nah bro that’s a family photo.

Orphan

Anonymous

What do you call an orphans family photo?

A selfie

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo momma so short…You can see her feet on her driver’s license photo!!

Orphan

God

what do you call a selfie of a orphan? A family photo

Woman

Jybori

Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany. HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.

Orphan

Anonymous

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie? A family photo

Michael Jackson

Big Dick daddy 27

Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in Photos because they won’t do the same for him

Orphan

Anonymous

What do u call a orphan that’s takes a photo…

A family photo!