Photo jokes
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!