A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
Photo Jokes
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfi? A family photo
Yo Forehead is so big. .the photo on yo Driver’s License says “to be continued on the back”
If Uranus is so gross, Why do they take HD photos of it?
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie
what do you call a family photo taken by and orphan
a selfie
what do you call a orphan taking a selfie a family photo
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie? A family photo.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Joke: What do you call selfie that is taken by a orphan?
Answer: A family photo
What do you it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie
Broke my toenail yesterday, I’m now presenting you puns/jokes:
- “Yeah I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?”
- “I’m tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE.”
if an orphan takes a photo… Well done! its a family photo!
When an orphan takes a selfie, it’s a family photo.
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?” She is shocked. “Why would you want something like that?” The man calmly tells her, “I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover.” The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, “I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder!” At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist’s husband. She examines it then looks up at him. “Oh. I didn’t know you had a prescription.”
Orphans are really out here taking selfies. Nah bro that’s a family photo.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie
A family photo
What do you call an orphan family photo
A selfie
Yo momma so short…You can see her feet on her driver’s license photo!!
What do you call an orphans family photo?
A selfie