Aed jokes
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Could a staff member of this site please block Kimberly Jones?
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.