Aed jokes
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
BAHAHA
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.