Aed jokes

What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?

Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!

You're built like a double cheeseburger.

My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!

What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.

Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.

Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?

They always hang around.

This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.

If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"

Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?

He won't deploy the parachute.

When does an emo get jealous at a phone?

When it dies.

Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.

I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.

I got a sister.

That was a big mistake.

What do you call an octopus on land?

A spider, duh!

I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.

Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!

Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry.

(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")

How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?

JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.

What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!

Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.

What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?

"Aaah, a ghost!"