Aed jokes
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.