Aed jokes

Could a staff member of this site please block Kimberly Jones?

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Take a step back... just like your hairline did.

Friend 1: Did you?

Depressed friend 2: I didn't!

Friend one: Swear on your life!

Depressed friend 2: I swear.

A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.

What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?

Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

Answer: Ryan's forehead.

An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.

What does a pencil and a plan have in common?

They were both in the Twin Towers.

This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.

I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"

I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.

Why can't orphans fail a test?

Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.

Why do orphans have no sense of humor?

I guess they've never heard a dad joke.

What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?

A BUNny.

Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.

What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?

"Period, oh period, oww!"

Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.