Aed jokes

Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"

Girlfriend: "No."

Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"

Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.

I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.

A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.

"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."

When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...

A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."

The man asks, "Why?"

The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to Chick-fil-A.

I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."

What does a man with 20 children do now?

Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.

What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?

A fumble bee.

You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.

Pokemon.

I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!

Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.

The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.

For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.

What’s black and long?

The Chick-fil-A line.

What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?

The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.