Aed jokes
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.