Aed jokes
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
Job interview: "What's your greatest weakness?"
"Honesty."
"I don't think honesty is a weakness."
"I don't give a fuck what you think."
Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?
The pose!
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?