Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
Traffic Police Girlfriend
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The boyfriend is makin' a joke. He's sayin' his girlfriend nags him about wearin' a helmet like a traffic cop would. It's funny 'cause girlfriends ain't supposed to be givin' orders like that, especially 'bout safety. Also, you probably don't even own a motorcycle. Just sayin'.