Aed jokes

What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?

Suicide squad.

I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.

I love working in an orphanage.

Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.

Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.

When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.

Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?

Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!

My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!

What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.

We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.

I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.

What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?

A bull in a china shop.

Why did the plane crash?

Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.

Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)

What is a Russian joke?

Something that will be funny for Russian people.

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

He bought a warehouse.

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

She chews before she swallows.

Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...

A single sentence walks into a bar.