Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus and other genders came right from uranus
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn cause she’s already got a ring on her
my girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!!!!
Why does saturn have a ring?
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
i smell like skunk
Earlier that day.. Mars:Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns Mission on space Mars:Moon?You okay? Moon:... Mars:Moon come on! Stop SPACING out! *Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy
How Jupiter was discovered.once there was a fat lady who farted yellow,orange,and peache.all that fart went to space and created a planet that nasa sall and went over their there but it smelled really bad
What did jupiter say to Uranus hey i can see your Uranus from here
Why is jupiter so big because it works out
Me:name all the planets other person: earth Mars Jupiter Neptune mercury Uranus me: not my anus
Yo hairline go so back it touch Jupiter
Jupiter
Your forehead so big, Jupiters moons look up to it. If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy. Your forehead so big, its the main foundation for the wall of China. Your forehead so big, it makes up half of the Milky Ways mass. Your forehead the reason why the Earth still spins.
