Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
Jupiter Jokes
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
My girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
I smell like skunk.
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
Jupiter
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.