Jupiter jokes
I smell like skunk.
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
Jupiter
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
Brutha was caught lacking
My girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon?
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
Who do the United States owe trillions of dollars to?
Jew-piter.