Jupiter

Jupiter Jokes

Which planet would I consider dating?

I don’t know, but not Saturn cause she’s already got a ring on her

Earlier that day.. Mars:Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns Mission on space Mars:Moon?You okay? Moon:... Mars:Moon come on! Stop SPACING out! *Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*

Your forehead so big, Jupiters moons look up to it. If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy. Your forehead so big, its the main foundation for the wall of China. Your forehead so big, it makes up half of the Milky Ways mass. Your forehead the reason why the Earth still spins.

Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings

Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit

Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy

How Jupiter was discovered.once there was a fat lady who farted yellow,orange,and peache.all that fart went to space and created a planet that nasa sall and went over their there but it smelled really bad