Aed jokes
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
A single sentence walks into a bar.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was "remarkable."
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
Why is Sunday better than Monday?
Because Monday is a weak day.
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.