Aed jokes
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside.
He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see?”
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
Uranus is a gas giant.
Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?
None, because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.
A blonde walks into a bar.
Ouch.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
Kenny is a comfort snacker.
Every time he's stressed, he eats his mom's pussy.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!