Aed jokes
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
Tip for Kindness for the day.
Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.
Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
I will never forget my mother and father's last words.
"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
A person laughs every day.
"Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!"
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
— Steven Wright
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.