This guy walks into a library one day and asks the librarian for a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, "F*** no, you won’t return it!"
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead. The joke here is that the librarian thinks the dude wants to off himself. She's saying he ain't getting the book 'cause dead guys can't return stuff. Get it now, genius? You probably still have a Blockbuster card.
Zane
Rule 3 Violation: That joke has been used at least 40 other times