Aed jokes
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!
I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
What time is it when a nurse's here?
It's nurse-thirty.
I used to be a banker...
But then I lost interest.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.