Chemistry of Attraction

Listen up, smarty-pants! This joke is about a kid whose mom, a science whiz, says attraction is a two-way street. But the kid's all like, "Tell that to my crush who doesn't even know I exist!" Basically, it's the universe's way of saying, 'Sometimes, science doesn't explain everything.' I know that you wish someone was attracted to you, but you better give up because you don't have anything to give back! Based!