Aed jokes

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.

Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.

So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.

The next day I saw a dead orphan.

Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.

What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?

Geico saves you more.

What is better than a paralympic gold medal?

Walking! 😂😂😂

The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?

(Doesn't have boss bar.)

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I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.

God, orphanages are fun to work at!!

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.

I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.

I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!

So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.

Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!

A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."

Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?

Because every Lidl helps.

I need a hug.

*hugs train*

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink. The bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk. The lady complained about this, but then the bartender said, "Just shut up and swallow!"