Aed jokes
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
Q: How did the skeleton know it would rain? A: He read the weather forecast.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
Who would've known?
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
Tell your teacher this: "I passed a test that took 60 minutes. It wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!"
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.