What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
AK-47 Jokes
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
