AK-47 jokes
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
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What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.
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