Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
Alphabet lesson
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. So, the teacher is askin' simple alphabet stuff, right? But this dummy thinks they're slick and answers with C4 and AK47 – you know, bombs and guns! Then, when they ask about 'X,' BOOM, explosion! It's 'cause this chucklehead equates letters with weapons of mass destruction, and that's why you ain't never gonna pass a GED test, goofball.