Chili Pepper jokes

I like pepper.

Why did the chili blush?

Because it was so hot!

McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.

What does a noisy chilli do?

It gets jalapeno business.

A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.

The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."

So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"