Aed jokes
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.