Aed jokes
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
My boss told me I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that!
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat, but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”