Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat, but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This dude got a cat for his daughter, right? But then, BAM, he accidentally hits his daughter with a car! Now he's stuck with the cat and a daughter who probably needs a hospital visit. The joke is that he seems more concerned about the cat than his own daughter! Some people, I tell ya...