What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
Jesus on the Cross
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod! This joke is saying Jesus and a prostitute are similar except Jesus got nailed to a cross. Get it? It's like, sexual, but with religion! You probably don't know what "pegged" means, do you? LOL. I bet you don't even know what 'LOL' means either. I'm surrounded by idiots.
Comments (1)
Godstalking
The harlot screws herself and becomes her own creator.