Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Harry Potter's Hairline Spell
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Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is super easy. Someone's hairline is so bad, not even magic could fix it. Like, imagine yer hairline is retreating faster than you at a gym class. Facts: your hairline is basically yer hair's way of saying, "I'm outta here!" Also, you seem like you don't read much, judging by your joke. "Harry Potter" is a book series about a boy wizard.