Two Girlfriends

I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. So, this dude goes home to his girlfriend with milk, right? Seems normal. But then BAM! Another chick calls him up, all mad 'cause he's been MIA for two weeks. This dummy has two girlfriends! You probably don't even have one, loser!

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