Aed jokes
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
It's that time of year again. 🎄🎅🤶🎄
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...