Aed jokes
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
My boss told me I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that!
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.