Aed jokes

She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.

What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?

A fishing pole.

I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.

If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.

I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.

If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?

A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:

"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"

How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.

What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?

A slipper.

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang.

A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.

Bunger got me like:

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Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲

Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️

Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮

What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.

Trevor is a bitch.

I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.

Where do mermaids get a job?

At the kelp wanted station.

What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?

An escort.

I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good, he died to a landmine.