Aed jokes
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.