Aed jokes
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.
"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
I went on a dating site looking for arsonists.
I found a lot of matches.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;