Aed jokes

Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.

Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.

Why can't you kill a hooker?

Because they're dead inside anyway.

Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.

If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?

Your mum is a Rune Giant.

I diddled for a total of 67 times. I am the ultra Gooner. My cum is everywhere. I am the goon master.

What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?

One to trust and the other to thrust.

What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?

Bisexual.

What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?

You shout out, "B-52!"

What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!

Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?

Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.

What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.

I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back until I realized it is a family business.

3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

What do you call two natives in a ditch?

A sleepover.

Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.

Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?

A: A tater tot.

Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?

Because she's a woman.

How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?

Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.