Aed jokes
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...