Aed jokes
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"