Aed jokes
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids.
On a desk in pure isolation.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
Q: Why did the teacher die?
A: Because he hated his life.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
I'll never forget my brother's last words: "Why is there a revolver in your hand?"
Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.
Little Johnny is such a woos.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.