Aed jokes

Boy: Hey! I love you...

Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.

*boy sent a pic of his dic*

Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.

Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.

What do you call a black person swimming?

Cursed Minecraft image.

A note for My arts/health teacher:

oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.

JFK is definitely a bottom.

What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?

"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.

All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.

Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.

"Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.

"Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

Why can’t orphans use computers?

Because they don’t have a homepage.

Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?

A. Osama Bin Ballin'.

Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?

Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.

If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.

Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."

No, a lot's been through you.

I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"

She started crying.

What do you call a black coconut?

A CoonConut.

What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?

They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.

What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?

A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?

A parent.