Aed jokes
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill.
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,
And he needed a painkiller pill.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.
Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.
So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed.
Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
Want to hear a joke?
Your face.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?
B: They're both hot?
A: They're both massive.
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.