Aed jokes
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
Wait a damn minute
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.