Aed jokes
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.
If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.
A student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick, and the guy was about to nut.
The school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone.
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."