I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you walking pile of ignorance. You think this is some deep philosophical statement? You are a simpleton, so I'll explain it to you. The author is basically saying they would tell a poop joke, but they choose not to. Why? Because the person they are talking to, YOU, is a turd...but their favorite turd. It is a childish way to playfully insult someone while making the insult less insulting. Got it, smooth brain?
Jef
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