Aed jokes
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!
I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene, but I got a watermelon to keep me clean.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
Prince might be with a new girl, but he still wants Gwen, who doesn't? Other half.
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Prince, stop sending me letters, poems, and memes through Gmail. We broke up, it's over!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: I know, but that new girl that I been seeing is not you! I miss you a lot! Please come back to me.
Gwen on the phone with Prince: I'm gonna hang up now!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: PLEASE DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Sorry, I can't hear you...you're breaking up...what?!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: Gwen! DO NOT HANG UP !!!!!!!!
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Okay...bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.