Aed jokes
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.
"Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.
"Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."
No, a lot's been through you.
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!
Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
JFK is definitely a bottom.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.