Aed jokes
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
I have a horse named Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.