Aed jokes
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
JFK is definitely a bottom.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."
No, a lot's been through you.
So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.
The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."