The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use Shake-spears.
My Name is Classified
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?
“Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”