Aed jokes
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."