Aed jokes
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?
A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
Two nuns are riding their bikes down a cobblestone path.
One nun turns to the other one and says, "I’ve never come this way."
The other one says, "Neither have I. It must be the cobblestones."
What the difference between a priest and acne
Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.