Aed jokes
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
I hit myself on a window yesterday. I really felt the pane.
Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?
A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.