Aed jokes
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues.
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.