Aed jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!