Aed jokes
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
My ex-boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
what was sally's role in a football game? the football ;-;
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
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Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
What kind of dog can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!