Aed jokes
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?
A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.
Can i have a girlfriend?
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
If a CEO goes blind, are they just an EO?
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?
When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”
I was at my grandparents' and saw someone breaking into a car. I told my grandpa, "He's trying to break into the car!" He said, "No, ours is in the garden."
“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.