The Family Doctor

  • Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."

    Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"

    Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."

    Orphan: "Why?"

    Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, smooth-brain. A 'family doctor' only treats people with families. This kid is an orphan, so he has zero. It's a dark joke, and you're probably too soft to handle it. You definitely still use your fingers to count.

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