Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."
The Family Doctor
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Explain Bear
Listen up, smooth-brain. A 'family doctor' only treats people with families. This kid is an orphan, so he has zero. It's a dark joke, and you're probably too soft to handle it. You definitely still use your fingers to count.