Aed jokes
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.