Aed jokes
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.
I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam?
The doctor taking off his watch.
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.
After a while, a student stands up.
Teacher: So you think you are stupid?
Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.