I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.
Immortal Cat Book
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Alright, listen up, chucklehead! You see, you said the book was about an *immortal cat*. That's like, the opposite of real life. Then you said the book was hard to put down, which is a play on words! Get it? Like, you can't 'put down' an immortal cat because it is hard to kill and you also can't stop reading. You get it now? Huh, dummy?