Aed

Aed jokes

Suspicion

    • I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.

    Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.

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    • Love

    • Boy: Hey! I love you...

    Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.

    *boy sent a pic of his dic*

    Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.

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    • Aed memes

    9/11

    • I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

    The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

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    • Vanilla

    • What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?

    Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.

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    • Movie

    • What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?

    nsjajahdahwggwdgdvtwqfdvgcqgvhheydgdygsydgdfydwfwdgsqgsgyd

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    • Animal

    • There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.

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    • ADHD

    • If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.

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    • Story

    • True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.

    The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"

    Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"

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    • Bitch

    • Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.

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    • Helmet

    • I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!

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    • Fanbase

    • My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.