Aed jokes
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
I found out how to gain millions of followers.
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Happens a lot to me😐
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?
The look they give you while you’re nailing them.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
Oompa Loompa Doobity doo, I got a glock and it’s pointing at you.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"
Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa