Aed jokes
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Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.