Aed jokes
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
Happens a lot to me😐
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "What's wrong with me!" "Calm down, calm down. Just pull yourself together!"
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
A man walks into his house, only to find out somebody stole all of his lamps. He was absolutely delighted.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.