Aed jokes
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.
A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?
Drugs.
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a confession." The doctor asks, "What is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis." The doctor looks at her and asks, "Anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies, "No, just a penis."
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
What do you call a masculine lesbian who smokes weed?
A stoned butch.
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
You don't need brains to be a Boss.
When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.